May 21 2005

If I Could Be

MMM passed me this really interesting list of occupations. The thing is, you choose at least 5 of any of the occupations and say what you’d do if you were in these occupations. Afterwards you could add more items to the list and pass it to another 3 bloggers.

Here is the list:
If you could be a scientist // If you could be a farmer
If you could be a musician // If you could be a doctor
If you could be a painter // If you could be a gardener
If you could be a missionary // If you could be a chef
If you could be an architect // If you could be a linguist
If you could be a psychologist // If you could be a librarian
If you could be an athlete // If you could be a lawyer
If you could be an innkeeper // If you could be a professor
If you could be a writer // If you could be a backup dancer
If you could be a llama-rider // If you could be a bonnie pirate
If you could be a midget stripper // If you could be a proctologist
If you could be a TV-Chat Show host // If you could be a pariah
If you could be an actor // If you could be a judge
If you could be a Jedi // If you could be a mob boss
If you could be a backup singer // If you could be a CEO
If you could be a movie reviewer // If you could be a monkey’s uncle
If you could be a bible archaeologist //If you could be a househusband
If you could be a lifeguard //If you could be a comic artist
If you could be a stockbroker//If you could be a travel writer
If you could be a food reviewer //If you could be a politician
If you could be a male underwear model //If you could be a fashion designer
If you could be a game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer
If you could be a Transformer // If you could be a computer virus
If you could be a porn star // If you could be another blogger
If you could be a grain of sand // If you could be a fly on a wall

My choices:
– If I could be a fashion designer, I’d show the world that you don’t have to walk almost naked to be stylish, elegant and look good!
– If I could be a chef, I’d make a revolution and wear a 5 cm. cooking hat 🙂
– If I could be a doctor, I’d have at least 2 hours a day free of charge for the poor people.
– If I could be a grain of sand, I’d jump into the eye of everyone who’s bad to me and keep jumping inside till their eyes are too irritated to see anything 😀
– If I could be a judge, I’d support justice and lawyers defending true victims no matter how corrupted the environment I’m in would be.
– If I could be a monkey’s uncle (wait, I’m a female!) so if I could be a monkey’s aunt, I’d certainly kill myself 😛

To whom should I pass it? Well, I’m too lazy to choose, so, you read it, if you like it, go ahead and share us your choices 😉



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Posted May 21, 2005 by Eman Abukhadra in category "Just Personal